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Join us in this episode and meet your newest broad Diane da fan. This episode is all things Diane! We learn what makes her tick what kind of things turn her on and off and learn the true dedication behind her love for Incubus!

Broad of the week: Diane (DUH)

Dude of the week: Brandon from Incubus (Again DUH)

This is sadly our last episode with Kimmie. We will probably discuss what’s going on there in a future episode, but for now I’ll just say I’m a hard person to get along with and a hard person to like! It’s true! Anways….we shall carry on in true broad spirit Diane and I.

This episode’s Featured artist is Clement D Mallory with his brand new shit “Who am I” Diane and I picked it solely on the name of the poem cuz this episode is all about Who Am Diane….or who IS Diane rather!!

XoXo

Mz Melanie

 

 Diane Da Fan [33:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s coming soonish….I have WAY too much to do this week but I will try and get it out either tomorrow or Wednesday!!

-Mz Melanie

This episode is very similar to the best of ghettoness and mother’s day episodes. It’s another newspaper article on what’s the best according to the locals. Enjoy!

-MzMelanie

 

 Best of High Point [40:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

In this episode, we introduce you to Ivy Sky! An amazing artist from Charlotte NC! We might actually be skipping a recording of our show in a few weeks to go see her preform instead! We all love her and she loves the broads!! Thanks for coming into the world of the broads Ivy!

I got a Wii FINALLY!!! There was so much drama around the purchase and much tension in the car on the way. Some of the wii games are SO bizarre. You shave, You plunge toilets….bizarre but SO fun. Wouldn’t it be cool to float on the air from a fart? Beans would help….who knows. I even made a little Mii. I’m addicted. It’s bananas.

Kim got a new laptop, complete with a wireless mouse and mp3 making software. What she should have got was podcast making software….but she didn’t so she will have to. She got Grandma’s boy(the unrated version), and a flat screen TV, which they mounted to the wall. We tell Diane our favorite parts of Grandma’s boy.

Dude of the Week: David Spade

We loved him in Joe Dirt…we loved Kid Rock in Joe Dirt better tho.

Broad of the Week: Erykah Badu

Diane and I reminisced on baduizms. We love her. She is amazing. Kim needs to be schooled on Baduizms. Damn I forgot to send it home with her too. I better call Tyrone. We love her hair wrap. We love her fro! We just love her that’s why she’s the broad of the week.

We need to earn some money so we can get Denise Richard’s on the show. I just spent all mine up on the wii and some wii games. I could sell some T-Shirts. I have been working with designs, they aren’t beautiful but Kim and Di beg to differ. They are just your average T shirt mock ups. Kim had a laundered dollar, but even so that isn’t enough to get Mz Richards here.

Diane feels left out, cuz we have wine when she’s gone. We only have wine when we NEED wine. Also it’s never supplied by me. We had some issues to work out. Catfight…but it’s all good now.

Live VS. Edited. We wanted to talk about that, but the men in our life came up and some things that they haven’t liked us discussing about them. Then SUDDENLY Kim changes the subject to Diane. Let us know what you think. I just worry because if you say something bad live you can’t take it back. You could lose loyal fans. Live just might not be for the broads. We must reach the first goal set first before we think about that. The first goal we’ve set for ourselves is to get to 100 episodes. So if we can get there….we might discuss live then.

Last week I got into some “We Eastpointin” BULLSHIT!!! I was pissed off.

I am the Queen Bee at my work break Area. People follow me. Even Diane agrees.

We love Jaffa!! He gave us a review. If you listen go to iTunes and write one and subscribe! ALL myspace friends!!!

XoXo

MzMelanie

 

 Wii Love Badu [45:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This episode is 2 episodes spliced together because some of the audio from the first episode was lost.

We talk about bitch and Beeotch. The words. Fear Factor and eating bugs. My dogs are a bunch of bitches. We talk about Will Ferrall, and how we prefer sausage to taco. Ya dig?

Broad of the week: Jonez’ Theus

Dude of the week: Waitor from Carrabus

Music: Aktion Packed-Purple Heart General.

I may come re-edit this blog BUT now I have to go Dakota needs me.

Mz Mel

 

 Bitch vs Beeotch [40:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I got a text message last night from Kim cursing Audacity. I have no idea what it was about because I recieved it at 12:30 and I’m pretty sure she was asleep. I worked on some logos and artwork so we can have some 2broadscast t-shirts. I have to wait and get Kim’s approval on those. Which I’m sure I’ll get because I am the shit in photoshop. Also Diane listened to all the music we got currently that people are okay with us playing. Kim hasn’t. I didn’t burn the cd in mp3 format so Kim couldn’t listen. SHIT! More to come.

XoXo

MzMelanie Dawn

This is something I did for fun with my little one! Enjoy it’s short! I got the idea from Geek Loves Nerd! I’m a copy cat but only when the idea is good.

 

 Dakotacast [2:28m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

In this episode we talk about what the world would be like if it was perfect! Well in our opinions anyways.  We all actually sat down and prepared for this one. I was dreaming of a white christmas. Just like the ones I used to know, when I lived in Minnesota.  I declare a war on wants! Because who NEEDS a Nintendo Wii right? Kim doesn’t need jewelry OR mac and cheese, she needs to comply and stay away from the Burger King Kids meal.

The war on wants would vary from person to person. Kim thinks trans fats shouldn’t exsist. We all agree it  needs to be a greener world. Native Americans are Brown Kim not green. Haha just kidden I get what your saying yo.

Diane is still quiet even with her new mike. I didn’t have the tween set or keen or something that sounds like een according to Bill, who really needs to help us next time I think.

It would be GREAT if we had no more dependency on oil. Humans are like ticks? I think so but am I alone? All women should be beautiful. Men don’t matter apparently. I didn’t even think about the men at all! I’m so shallow! I’m ditzy! I am who I am. Kim thinks she’s a ditz too.

I once suggested we move christmas back. That’s blasphamy isn’t it?

XoxO

MzMelanie

 

 The Perfect World [30:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Black and white people need to talk about our shared history — policies that have held some people back, opportunities that some have not sought. My sense is the time is right for this dialogue on race. With a black man running for president Americans are talking about race every day.”

Dudes and Dudettes, you need to check this out. Damn - that’s strong.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/23/btsc.obrien/index.html

In today’s episode We open the show with a new band called the New Town Drunks called Fishy go bye bye. We talk about our perfect nights, the movie Wall-E, and we get an update on Carla’s boyfriend situation. We talk about when guys get sensative.

Does crying run in the family? We explore that theory a bit.

Me being thugged out while Diane and Kim wear prom dresses. Coach Purses, prom dress talk. We’re a sticky hot mess and not the good kind. Grad ring inflation.

Broad of the week is Michelle Obama brought to us by Diane the fan

XOXO

Mz Melanie

 

 The Best Night [34:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download