In this episode we have our fan and friend Diane in the studio. We had no producer for this show because he was off in Winston Salem picking up and bringing home a new press. He’s a printmaker. The sound is off because Kim and I know had NO idea what we were doing…
We talk about all things brother, brothers, half brothers, step brothers, brothers in law, foster brothers….ect ect ect.
In this show we talk a little bit about how Dakota is already making fun of other babies, and most of the rest of the episode is about the music Bill and I like. We clash on music taste. I like hip hop and R & B and some new stuff, Bill likes old classic rock. Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones stuff like that.
Be sure to check back Wednesday for the episode where Kim is back from visiting her mom. We have our friend Diane over to chat with us.
Mz Mel
Bill is back again to fill in for Kimmie who was off visiting her mom. We went to Dan Nicholas Park, with 2 sets of friends, Dakota said hi for the first time and dodged some major water spray in the kiddie water park. This heat wave has us crazy! Bill’s mom bought us a FAKE owl and I thought it was REAL. Bill took total advantage and scared the crap outta me!
I had to edit out a part because I almost ruined sex and the city. I burp on mic and Bill harasses me about it. I tried to cut that part out but he thought it was good stuff so it’s there. Acid Reflux….big problem for Ashlee Simpson AND me apparently.
Ignore your waitress if she is interfering with your dinner. That is my only advice when it comes to waitresses. They will harass you if not. They have nothing to do but try and talk you into a good tip. They make me wish I was a Llama so I could spit on them sometimes.
Motley Crew is back!! My brother Dennis loved Motley Crew so I’m sure he’s super amped. I’m amped up for him and Bill sings Home sweet home to us. Bill gets all mad at me too because I clicked my pen on mic. I do that. I also scribble and draw while I’m talking, this is because I have to do something with my hands. This is why I smoke. I’m a little bit hyperactive, which reminds me, I’m something of a hyper hypo Isn’t Mike Meyers super awesome? We think so and we both agree that Will Ferrell should always stay home on casual fridays.
The piece of artwork that Bill sold is this episode’s picture. Isn’t it perday? Some lawyer thought so too and bought it. Yay Bill! Join us next time whenever that is (I’ve been slacking and I have 3 episodes on my computer that still haven’t made it online yet.) I promise to get my shit together and get on the ball with this. I will catch up. If my son lets me. Thanks for stopping by.
–Your favorite Broad Mz Melanie
I’m SO sorry that I am just now getting this out. I have been very unmotivated lately. But today I decided I needed to edit this. We recorded this on Father’s Day so it’s very late. You had to have known it was coming a Tori Amos quiz! We did the 2pac Quiz so now it was only fair to quiz Kim and prove she was just as human as me when it comes to quizzes, even quizzes on our favorite subjects!
We also talk about our favorite REALITY shows……hmmmmm
In this episode we address our fans. Those of you who listen and give feedback of any kind we say your name so get READY. I talk about Greensburg and Green living a little bit. Did you like the bum bum song? Cuz I did.
We call each other names, I try and sound like Dr. Phil. Prego Dads and much much more. Not in the mood to do a play by play blog today so please just listen.
Mel
We have some voicemails! In this episode Kimmie is back! Yay we talk about how uncomfortable a person can look while sitting in a new make shift studio. How nice is Tori Amos? I could not be as nice as her if I had been in similar situations. We totally intended to talk about SITC…..but, we got sidetracked with talking about how the cafe in the theatre has no coffee and that fact has been pissing Kim off.
We talk about our experiences at Tori and Ani concerts. How funky can people smell? I mean really I’m all for some green living BUT not at the cost of smelling horrid! Bra day! Also Kim’s broad of the week who was Sarah Jessica Fuckhead–errr Parker.
Boy bands, we are ALL for making fun of them. Don’t hate because we still know the words to their songs, because it can’t be helped. They are some catchy songs usually. Pop Princesses are cool! Kim totally busts me out on how I take show notes during prep time. I make up my own shit and it was supposed to remain in house..oh well. I’m funny, my husband likes me!
There is a dog attack that goes on in my yard which can totally be heard on mic. Yikes! I have to get Prints’ nuts chopped that has to be what goes on! My dog is an asshole action must be taken.
We talk about dieting and my new workout video, how cutting out soda and replacing it with nothing but water makes you have to pee alot. I actually used it as a way to take a pee break so we played a promo from one of the other podcasts we love to listen to. If you get a chance check them out they rule. We come back to talk of the Wii Fit. Sorry I have no idea where the beginning of that went I must have lost it or thought I hit record sooner then I did.
Kim announces that she will be gone next week. Bill will have to be back which I’m just semi okay with. The name of the show IS 2 BROADS, not some bitch and her hubby. We talk about how I will get over it and kim will be back eventually. We talk about Denise Richards and her GREAT ass and new show.
Heeeey, this is Williaaaaaam.You guys are dumbasses, say something…seriously. Are you really a white boy? Are you sure? Awww, ya’ll are cute. J Break dancing Ok, so now I’m off in nowhere land…just thinking about work actually…That’s it? What the fuck. I think something is wrong with the computer. Dude, I don’t know what I just did, but it made William’s stupid rap doubled up on each other and it sounded totally sweet.
I was writing poetry before. I believe I am truly a poet above all else. Fuck break dancing. This is what I wrote earlier.
Like a girl in ashes,
Like a dream that crashes,
Like a lie told naturally;
It’s nasty and upsetting –
to sit and watch her cry.
What do you think?
I gotta pee so I’m going to pause this. Don’t forget – we left off at Shawn. 2Pac! There it is! I was wondering how long it would take Melanie to mention 2Pac. You know what’s really funny? 2Pac is a real word in Word. Isn’t that awesome? Cops ARE bullies! Fuckin’ high school bullies! Harassed…yeeeeeeaaaah. Sometimes I feel like a criminal, too. And I’m just a girl, in the world. As long as you let me beeeeeeeee. But COPs is a sweet TV show! I like to watch the whores get caught. “Are you a cop?” “NOOO! I’m just a john that wants to get laid.” Haha! Joke’s on her.
Never saw it – The Corner. It’s probably a scary movie. Hey, 50-year-olds can be bad guys too…SEE. Steeling copper. You gotta be desperate. I would never do anything that could kill me. That’s all I’m gonna say. I’ve known crack heads who are dead now. That’s not worth it. Melanie – you’re CRULL! I would seriously call the police if you fought fish. Yeah, we talked about it. And you said that William WAS in to it, you sick-o! Crack-head-soilette-greens. Haha! You said Running Man! That’s weird that you said that – crazy.
Melanie’s cute when she laughs. There is a thin line between good and evil. I was once in a car when the guy started reading a book while driving with his knees. Fuckin’ freaked me out! That should have been my first clue that he was a mess. Who are you talking about? You got boring and I stopped listening. Dude, that’s a movie with Jonny Depp. Fuck the book. Well…I take that back. I miss reading for fun. I don’t do it. Maybe that’s what’s missing right now…hmmm…You should combine podcasting with frames. So far you’ve done some awesome shit. We need to take a good picture of us together. I hate taking pictures of myself.
So if I colored a crappy picture, I can say that I did it on purpose and sell it for $5,000,000,000? That’s stupid. If that’s right, then art is stupid. Your poetry is good. Yes it is good. That’s right girl. Speak up for yourself. NO! Fuck Anni De Frano shit! Sorry – we had a falling out. Art is a private thing. I’m getting bored again. Huh? :: Yawn ::
I thought that pinwheel was on PeeWee. You know who I like? Tinkie Winkie…LuLu…LaLa…POE. (One of those isn’t right; I think it’s LuLu.) William…what are you doing. I’ve never heard this. But I like it. 
And Danger Mouse was sick! No – his name was Mighty Mouse…like my Mighty Bunny. Ok, I am starting to remember this pinwheel show now…were there manikins? Yeah, I’ve seen that Amy Winehouse video. That’s pretty amazing that she feels that comfortable in front of her fans.
Starlets. Can’t live with um’, can’t live without um’. Thank you! It’s entertaining. Haha. Kelly fell on her head. That’s right, it’s just TV. It’s all about making money. Ya’ll are funny. Watch your language girl.
Shut up William. I like their puppies.
I love this whole polygamy struggle. It makes us question who we are as a nation. This is
I agree. The picture was freaky to look at. I’ve seen that picture. Are you playing the guitar? I didn’t know you were so good. You guys need to come over and play on the Wii. It’s fun. Melanie’s song beat’s William’s song.
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What the fuck is this? This is funny shit. ::Yawn:: You’re too what Melanie? You’re too what? I love it when William sings. We all need to do an episode together so we can all sing together. I’ve never been a good speller. That’s why I use small words. But I make it work and that’s what makes me a good public writer. Who cares. It doesn’t work. Fuck it. Honey, there’s always a cover-up. Never trust a politician. I haven’t heard of this classroom thing.
.org? Give it up William. It’s probably porn.
No – that’s not Blue’s Clue’s; that’s Blue’s Playhouse. Hehe. We all need to sing together. Sit and cry, baby. Ok, fine. Byebye!
Kim spent her weekend in NY so Bill joins me again, but I’m getting feedback telling me that even tho this is supposed to be a show that has two female hosts, people like to hear Bill. We talk about how cops can be bullies, and how I think Prison could be set up like the game mousetrap and be just as effective or not.
We talk about Rockit by Herbie Hancock! Stuff we used to like when we were little that we’ve been able to pull up on youtube and watch again as an adult. Kim REALLY needs to come back because when she’s not here I sing, and that’s her job!!
We had our new audio equipment during this episode. Do we sound any different? Tell us what you think please cuz we would all like to know.
This episode was recorded on my birthday. Kim sang me happy birthday and we talked all about the things we got for our birthdays. Kim’s birthday was only 3 days before mine. Kim talks about her Wii Fit and how much she likes it. How it works and the features and stuff like that. Very Very neat! She also got some pink mace for her birthday and wouldn’t trade me for my yellow mace. Which is fine I’m cute even without a cute pink mace. Yellow is more bad ass anyways.
I got a cake that looked like a designer purse. I loved it!! It was purple and cute! We both had hangovers, we talked about random stuff neither of us were very motivated because both of us were nursing hangovers. We talked a little bit about dumpster divers that crash workouts!
We introduced 2 new segments The Hip Hop Lyric of the week (which I pulled out of my ass because I was not prepared to go live with it this week) and Kim’s “Broad of the week”. She picked Hilary Clinton. We talked a little about politics and then Kim quizzed me on Tupac. Since I’m a huge fan this quiz was supposed to be a breeze. Well it WASN’T so I got mad and verbally attacked the listeners before signing off. That’s just me people when I’m in a bad mood I attack the closest person,place or thing and this time the listeners got the wrath of Mel….hehehe
