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That’s good.
My House is clean.
I have a small house.
It’s not hard to keep a small house clean.
When will my MIL call?
I know she will.
It’s D’s bday today.
I wish I wasn’t such a dipshit when I was 18.
I am drugged heavily right now.
Darvocet and Naproxen for my back and neck.
No pain.
No worries.
Clean house.

XOXO MzMelanie The Broad beeches

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Flight of the Jobless Geek

Just when you thought there would be no more podcasts we decided to make one. Listen and don’t worry I WILL still be just straight blogging.

XoXo Your Broad Melly

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Now playing: Superdrag – Sucked Out
via FoxyTunes

 
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Look Ma I learned to share!

I like to share! Facebook obviously doesn’t. Why? Because I have a share it button installed on my Firefox browser, and it’s not working with facebook tonite. I just wanted to share a few things here….since I can’t share on facebook.

First of all my facebook profile is FULL of links to all things I think are interesting. I’m however trying to promote MYSELF without using facebook anymore, yeah I know that’s probably impossible with the amount of content I have up over there. Oh well.

First of all…

Purse Bullet? AWESOME, Beautiful and CUTE!!

Botanical Lipstick?? I hate lipstick but this packaging makes me want to just HAVE it. I suck!!

Thymes Shower Gel :) Another one where the packaging has me wondering…LOL I suck again!!

Lillia Life Bubble Bath Okay is it just me or does this totally make you want to jump in the tub with a glass of wine?

Organic Body Scrub I have to stop or I’m gonna turn into a product I think….but can I stop?

Moisturizers!! I have too many moisturizers!! But I have so much fun looking at em’. Did you know that day and night creams are a myth, your skin is no different from day to night? Oh well sue me I have a day and night cream.

This reminds me of the Chairs from a laundromat I used to go to with my mom back in the day. Isn’t it EXPENSIVE? I thought so for how plain it is. I’m sucha hater.

Necklace Trio I think it’s cute but I don’t think I could pull it off.

Recycled Billboard Purse? These new fangled things nowadays never cease to amaze me.

Measure Me stick I Love Love Love this!! I need to make my own for my D boy :)

Growing Ring! Expensive but SUPER awesome!!

Light Switch Rack? Boo! Too much sorry but not my kinda thing.

Black and Blum Desk Organizer I would TOTALLY use a couple of these hmmm

And time for bed!

XOXO-The Broad MzMelly

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Now playing: Eminem – Stay Wide Awake
via FoxyTunes

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10 Lyrics that I like

10. Pray for me – Mobb Deep

“I’m always gon be infamous til the day they lay me down to rest. Just pray for me, and if you’re down for whatever youll wait for me…I can see it in your eyese you’re afraid of me, homeboy I ain’t the one you’re mistakin’ me.”

I love this hook because it’s so catchy and I’m not even into prayer.

9. The boy is Mine – Brandy and Monica

All the lyrics are good and at the time this song came out Brandy and Monica together was every teen/young adults DREAM come true. At least I think it was. It was for me.

8. When it comes to you – John Anderson

“If we can’t get along…we outgha be apart, and I’m wonderin’ where’d ya get that cold cold heart. Set me free. Sign my release, I’m tired of being a villian of the peace, you’ve been givin me bad times tell me what’d I do? How come I always get a hard time honey when it comes to you?”

So Yes a country song, but I love me some country and the words to this song are SO true to my own relationship and I’m sure many other people’s as well. RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT always nice and fine, sometimes they are bitch and whine.

7. Father of Mine – Everclear

“I remember blue skies walkin the block, I loved it when you held me high, I loved to hear you talk. You would take me to the movies, you would take me to the beach, you would take place inside that is so hard to reach.”

I love this song because I can relate to that one line. I have no hard feelings towards my dad but he is the only person who could make this song relatable at all and most of it I can’t relate to but this part I totally do. I miss the dad weekends.

6. Sure Fire Winners – Adam Lambert

This whole song is KICK ASS, I love it and I love every single lyric! It makes me feel strong and popular and want to dance my ass off.

5. Ching Ching – Ms. Jade and Nelly Furtado

” Now you come poppin that lip. Dummy I made you rich, introduced you to chips. Flipped and secured your bricks, even tho them kids ain’t mine let em call me mommy…put the G in your glow…even lied to the cop…you wastin my time boy, but what about mine boy?”

I think if you are a woman you’ve been with at least one man who wasn’t pulling his weight and wanted to blame you for having too many needs. Hopefully you didn’t marry one. I know I didn’t.

4. These R the Thoughts – Alanis Morrisette

“Why do  you say you are spiritual yet you treat people like shit? How can you say you’re close to god? And yet, you talk behind my back as though I’m not a part of you. Why do I say I’m fine when it’s obvious I am not. Why’s it so hard to tell you what I want? Why can’t you just read my mind? Will I ever move back to Canada? Can I be with a lover with whom I am a student?”

I can just relate to all of that, with a few people in my life, past and present.

3. When I’m gone – Eminem

“The song ain’t gonna write itself…I’ll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself”

I think I feel guilty when I write instead of playing with my kid.

2. Beautiful – Eminem

Every single lyric I can relate to. I recommend this song to anyone who wants to understand how I feel lately. I’m getting better tho. I’ve had a hard life. But haven’t we all?

1. Joyful Girl – Ani DiFranco

“The world owes me nothing, we owe each other the world. I do it cuz it’s the least I can do, I do it cuz I learned it from you. I do it just because I want to, I just want to. I wonder if everything I do is judged? I mostly get it wrong but oh well, cuz the bathroom mirror has not budged, the woman who lives there can tell.”

I feel like this song is my life and that I live in the mirror and am always questioning myself.

Hope you enjoyed.

XoXo Melly

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Now playing: Ani Difranco – JoyfulGirl
via FoxyTunes


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Udderly Smooth Foot Cream-Review by Kimberly Hines

Udderly Smooth Shea Butter Foot Cream, 8 oz

It’s been nothing but snow and wind around here for the past few days, and all I want is pasta and fuzzy socks.

But before I snuggle up I’m trying some new shea butter foot cream that my friend gave me. It’s from Udderly Smooth. When I think Udderly, I think of nipple cream for nursing women – which makes sense since the jar says it was originally for dairy cows.

The jar also has cute cow spots on top. Well… I think they look like little black clouds shaped like noses, but that’s just me.

There’s not much of a scent, which I’m sure some people appreciate, but I like things froo froo. On the other hand, it smells fresh. You only need a little of this stuff because it’s so creamy, and that means it lasts a long time for a good massage.

But the real test is how soft my feet are afterwards. It’s done a mighty fine job considering I didn’t buff first. No more dry white edges (ew) or visible roughness on the ball (ew again). Was that TMI?

There’s enough shea butter in this jar to pamper myself everyday for maybe two months. And I might try to do that as a special treat.
Have your fuzzy socks handy!

XoXo Kimmie

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Now playing: Eminem – My Darling
via FoxyTunes

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Dammit Man by Nez

I’m watching Max Payne right now…at this very moment…while I’m typing this post…

Mark Wahlberg is so damn sexy!!!! I can’t think of a movie he’s been in that I did not like…for real…not just because I think he’s sexy.  My favorite is Boogie Nights!  Haha!

Let’s take it back a little further…Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…Calvin Klein ads…plus he’s a true bad ass…omg…that man is absolutely edible! Mmmm mmm mm…

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Another New Start…kinda…-by Nez

Well…I was laid-off from my job last week; my last day was Saturday.  This is the frist time I have been able to collect unemployment because I actually was let go…instead of quitting! lol  So the unemployment statistics will be going up because I will be going to the Unemployment Office to file a claim.

Again…my plans have changed.  You would think that I would stop making plans…because they’re always changing.  For the most part I don’t plan…I prefer to call them ideas.  Anyway, now that the money is lower than expected…I have to re-arrange my travel plans…my bad…my travel ideas!

I was going to go to St. Louis, San Antonio, and then to L.A. until school started in August.  Okay…so now what????  I guess I can still take my broke ass to St. Louis…probably just can’t party like I usually do…I guess that’s cool.  I’ll just be happy to be around my friends.  As for San Antonio…sorry Babe…that’s an extra stop that the pockets just can’t afford!  Plus…my Mom is waiting for me in Cali…and the beach, and my tan, and that weather is CALLING me!!!

Then back to school.  I am seriously hoping that Augusta State is the last stop…for real.  I counted…I have attended 5 schools since 1997 and have not graduated yet!  DAMMIT MAN!!!  But you know what I’ve taken from that…I get around! lol  I am happy to have the freedom to have moved around so much, just about whenever I wanted to.

I made the mistake of telling my Mother that I “should have” my graduate degree by now.  She stopped me and told me that I should be exactly where I am and to be proud.  It took me a moment to acknowledge exactly what I should be proud of because for the most part I get embarrassed about still being in school and not having my degree yet.  But you know what…I haven’t given up, I’m still here, I’m still going, I still can, I am, and I do.

Hold me down!

Peace.

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The Intro by Nez

Hello 2Broadscast audience…welcome to my world!  And thank you for letting me into yours…whether I was invited or not!

I’m Jonez…mostly known as Nez because I get tired of explaining the pronunciation of my name…anyway.  I met Melanie at Forest Park Community College in St. Louis back in the day…I think it was in 1997 or 1998…?  So…that’s where we know each other from…and have been cool ever since.

Now…to the good stuff…ME!  Joking…kinda…  I was invited to be a Guest Blogger…so you will be seeing me around sporadically talking about all types of ish…some things serious, some things not so serious, all things 100% real.  I am very opinionated, but I am also very open.  I have a great sense of humor, but I can be very uptight sometimes.  There are a lot of things that I like…and a lot of things that I don’t like.  I love expression and freedom.

So…that’s it for now.  Have questions, ask and I will answer.  Otherwise…see ya’ll later.

Peace.

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DreamZ

Hello Lovely Ones!

Last night was a CRAZY night inside my brain.

The first thing I remember about my dream is that I was the passanger in a BMW it was Blue. Bill was driving and Jessi and her boyfriend Will were in the backseat. I remember saying “why are we in a beemer” and EVERYONE in the car shooshed me!!! WTF..??!! Then I was told by Will that we were looking for a warehouse, there would be a kid on a skateboard and that was “the signal” and I was like “signal for what?” and again I was SHHHHH’d  WTF!??? Then we come up to the warehouse see the kid on the skateboard…and then three people came out in ski masks and the kid put his skateboard in a box and took off running away from us. The three in the ski masks came up to the car. One of them was a chick with red hair so I don’t think she had a ski mask but I think sunglasses  and 2 were dudes but they all had machine guns and we had the sunroof open. We were in a beemer so come on of course we did. Chick gangster jumps onto the hood of the car and tosses a bag into the sunroof and shoves her machine gun right into Bill’s mouth and the other two are on either side of the car sticking there guns into our windows and poking us with them.

Ninja gangster chick is like “Take this, forget you were here and remember the walls can talk” then they all ran back into the warehouse. I was the first one to freak out I was like “What the fuck is going on” Will was like “We were looking for the best lumber in town, and this is where we were told to go we wanna build Solomon and Dakota some good swingsets outta wood” So at this point I open up the bag she threw into the car and see it has woodchips all in it. I’m like “well have fun building with these” and we drove off. We somehow ended up all seperated cuz I was ALONE, so I decided to go home. I came home and the BMW was crashed INTO my house. I started to cry and freak out.

I came inside and like all my ex co-workers are inside cleaning up the rubble, and my mother in law is taking pictures!?? I was like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHERE IS DAKOTA” and he came running up to me and was like “Mama people crashed the house”. I looked at my mother in law and was like “why are all these people here and where is Bill” and she was like “they came over because I didn’t know where you and Bill were so I called both of your jobs to see if you were there.” So now I’m whistling and telling everyone to get the Fuck outta my house.

As everyone is leaving this HUGE black dude like the size of Shaq asked if he could talk to me, and I was like “make it quick I don’t even know you” and he was like “I know who did this to you I was there at the warehouse” and I was like “no you weren’t” and he was like “yes I was” and I was like getting super pissed and already confused and frustrated so I grabbed him by the shirt and (I would NEVER do this kinda thing) got him bent over and was right in his face and I go “you shut the fuck up you weren’t there I know who was there I was there dummy, if you don’t leave now I will kick your ass myself or I’ll find someone who can…BEST BELIEVE HOMIE” like all sarcastic with the last part in caps. And all my co-workers laughed and were like “go Melanie”

Then I decided I needed to find someone with a gun AND after that Vin Diesel because he can drive cars super good. WTF!! I woke up and now I’m sitting here blogging, wondering if I’m losing it!!! Whoa.

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Now playing: Pat Benatar – Hit Me With Your Best Shot
via FoxyTunes

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Tryin To Win

I said earlier I didn’t have much to say today didn’t I? Are you suprised? I’m actually blogging again…didn’t think so. WhatevZ. So In the very near future you can expect a review of some products from Clarins, and Whish. I should really linked to them right there but why? I haven’t even done the reviews yet.

I haven’t been smoking. Well I’ve been wanting to but anytime I do try they gross me out. I light up take a drag and the cigarette gets wasted because I feel like I’m swallowing metal. I think it’s cuz of one of the new meds I’m on. Sux.

I used a new primer today (tease). It’s held up pretty good so far,I tried an eyeshadow trip that I HATE…good thing I don’t have to review it. Seriously tho the stuff is just NO good, it last about 45 mins and then just turns into a faded reminder that I took alot of time to make my eyelids look oh so wintery. Even WITH the freakin primer. Ugh, I’m so never using that brand of eyeshadow again. I can’t even remember what it is, Laura Mercier possibly but don’t quote me cuz I don’t have it in front of me. It’s something and I will come back and correct myself if I happen to be wrong.

I have people who are commenting on this blog who I don’t know now, not just my friends. So that’s cool. I just hope I don’t get spammers. Plug your website that’s fine but don’t post a million posts that have a bunch of words that have no connection to each other cuz that is annoying! I’ll just have to moderate comments if that becomes a problem or make it so there ARE no comments. I don’t know, we’ll see what happens. Nancy Negative over here today.

I’m just super tired and I know I have too much laundry to do so I can’t go to sleep. I almost joined, or became a fan of the page “I hate it when you say you’ll call but you don’t” page on facebook. Jess said she was gonna call me on her break and that bitch left me hanging. I have news for her ass. I’m about to tell her the super secret. It’s getting closer and closer to coming to fruition…I hope I can share it. But for now it’s still a super secret.

Viva La No Cigarettes!!

I need to go now and call Ronnie I haven’t heard from her in too long, I worry too much if I don’t hear from people for no good reason , ask Jessica AND her mom who I called and bugged last night to see if everything was “okay”. Oh! Before I forget, Angie on Desperate Housewives is totally becoming my favorite character!! They better keep her around or the show will jump the shark just like when Aid got axed in Sopranos.

XoXo Beeches

Your Favorite Broad…..kinda

Melanie Dawn

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Now playing: Dogman Joe – Parking Meters
via FoxyTunes

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