Heeeey, this is Williaaaaaam.You guys are dumbasses, say something…seriously. Are you really a white boy? Are you sure? Awww, ya’ll are cute. J Break dancing Ok, so now I’m off in nowhere land…just thinking about work actually…That’s it? What the fuck. I think something is wrong with the computer. Dude, I don’t know what I just did, but it made William’s stupid rap doubled up on each other and it sounded totally sweet.
I was writing poetry before. I believe I am truly a poet above all else. Fuck break dancing. This is what I wrote earlier.
Like a girl in ashes,
Like a dream that crashes,
Like a lie told naturally;
It’s nasty and upsetting –
to sit and watch her cry.
What do you think?
I gotta pee so I’m going to pause this. Don’t forget – we left off at Shawn. 2Pac! There it is! I was wondering how long it would take Melanie to mention 2Pac. You know what’s really funny? 2Pac is a real word in Word. Isn’t that awesome? Cops ARE bullies! Fuckin’ high school bullies! Harassed…yeeeeeeaaaah. Sometimes I feel like a criminal, too. And I’m just a girl, in the world. As long as you let me beeeeeeeee. But COPs is a sweet TV show! I like to watch the whores get caught. “Are you a cop?” “NOOO! I’m just a john that wants to get laid.” Haha! Joke’s on her.
Never saw it – The Corner. It’s probably a scary movie. Hey, 50-year-olds can be bad guys too…SEE. Steeling copper. You gotta be desperate. I would never do anything that could kill me. That’s all I’m gonna say. I’ve known crack heads who are dead now. That’s not worth it. Melanie – you’re CRULL! I would seriously call the police if you fought fish. Yeah, we talked about it. And you said that William WAS in to it, you sick-o! Crack-head-soilette-greens. Haha! You said Running Man! That’s weird that you said that – crazy.
Melanie’s cute when she laughs. There is a thin line between good and evil. I was once in a car when the guy started reading a book while driving with his knees. Fuckin’ freaked me out! That should have been my first clue that he was a mess. Who are you talking about? You got boring and I stopped listening. Dude, that’s a movie with Jonny Depp. Fuck the book. Well…I take that back. I miss reading for fun. I don’t do it. Maybe that’s what’s missing right now…hmmm…You should combine podcasting with frames. So far you’ve done some awesome shit. We need to take a good picture of us together. I hate taking pictures of myself.
So if I colored a crappy picture, I can say that I did it on purpose and sell it for $5,000,000,000? That’s stupid. If that’s right, then art is stupid. Your poetry is good. Yes it is good. That’s right girl. Speak up for yourself. NO! Fuck Anni De Frano shit! Sorry – we had a falling out. Art is a private thing. I’m getting bored again. Huh? :: Yawn ::
I thought that pinwheel was on PeeWee. You know who I like? Tinkie Winkie…LuLu…LaLa…POE. (One of those isn’t right; I think it’s LuLu.) William…what are you doing. I’ve never heard this. But I like it.
And Danger Mouse was sick! No – his name was Mighty Mouse…like my Mighty Bunny. Ok, I am starting to remember this pinwheel show now…were there manikins? Yeah, I’ve seen that Amy Winehouse video. That’s pretty amazing that she feels that comfortable in front of her fans.
Starlets. Can’t live with um’, can’t live without um’. Thank you! It’s entertaining. Haha. Kelly fell on her head. That’s right, it’s just TV. It’s all about making money. Ya’ll are funny. Watch your language girl.
Shut up William. I like their puppies.
I love this whole polygamy struggle. It makes us question who we are as a nation. This is America. Can’t they live the way they want? I mean, ok, I don’t like 15-year-olds being forced in to marriage, but beyond that, they can live life as they see fit. I personally don’t agree with it, but what right is it of mine to judge?
I agree. The picture was freaky to look at. I’ve seen that picture. Are you playing the guitar? I didn’t know you were so good. You guys need to come over and play on the Wii. It’s fun. Melanie’s song beat’s William’s song.
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What the fuck is this? This is funny shit. ::Yawn:: You’re too what Melanie? You’re too what? I love it when William sings. We all need to do an episode together so we can all sing together. I’ve never been a good speller. That’s why I use small words. But I make it work and that’s what makes me a good public writer. Who cares. It doesn’t work. Fuck it. Honey, there’s always a cover-up. Never trust a politician. I haven’t heard of this classroom thing.
.org? Give it up William. It’s probably porn.
No – that’s not Blue’s Clue’s; that’s Blue’s Playhouse. Hehe. We all need to sing together. Sit and cry, baby. Ok, fine. Byebye!